armless9

im feel like crap and am tired. support?...

im working on some stupid fucking project which sucks ass and i just started today and was a year long project in which we have to find at least 20 (20 you motherfuckers) articles about Spanish Speaking countries or the culture. and they cannot be photocopied or printed out. and they all have to be from my shitty local newspaper in roanoke. fuck spanish. fucking piece of shit spanish. i want to tear off spanish's nutsack and destroy it in a meatgrinder. fuck it. it is a taint on society. not even taint as in the sense that is is a stain which cannot be removed, but taint in the sense that is the area between the testicles and anus. fuck spanish. again and again. in numerous uncomfortable positions. im dropping it. fucking spanish. fuck it. i have to finish my fucking stupid project. oh yeah, i forgot. we also have to write three sentence long summaries of each IN SPANISH. fucking stupid project. go fuck a camel, spanish language. people that speak spanish are cool and everything. but the spanish language itself is a piece of shit which i hope chokes on semen next time it sucks on some fat hairy cock. fucking spanish. fuck spanish. yet again.
p.s. fuck spanish language up the rectum

Wow, do I love the band Air.

ALI G IN MY CITY!!!!!  if you dont know Ali G, youre missing out, or as he would say "you be missin out on some fly shit, BOOYA KASHA"

I hope you check out that article if your an Ali G fan as i am.

ANYWAYS...

HOLY HELL I AM SO HYPED... just bought Harold & Kumar (one of the Top 10 of the year for me) & Anchorman (not as funny, but still hilarious none-the-less). Also... I went to Golden Corral Buffet and ate like i was five. haha its so gross eating there and seeing all the fat people! <-im a meanie !

bandnames

The Mother Teresa Travels Texas

White Harlem

more bandnames

Since Niggers and Mexicans Can't All Be Kicked Out They Oughta At Least Learn How To Speak Fucking English You Foreign Fucks (mike's idea)

I Want To Kill Everyone Within A Ten Foot Radius of Me As Well As Everyone They've Ever Known and/or Loved

Skulls of Murdered Infants are Resting on my Bedposts

My Stupid Shitty Band (So people can say "My Stupid Shitty Band sucks major ass")

Homeless People are the Easiest Targets of Decapitation Because They Aren't Even On the Fucking Census

i need more suggestions........

i got my 'assault on precinct 13' DVD in the mail today, as well as For Your Consideration Academy Awards scripts of 'Sideways', 'I Heart Huckabees', and 'Spanglish' (ugh, boo to that shit). I believe I'm getting 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' script in the mail sometime soon as well (i hope). ...i hope Eternal Sunshine gets Best Original Screenplay.

p.s. i also hope David Carradine gets best supporting for 'Kill Bill: Vol. 2' (just wishful thinking on my part; fuck 'Sideways' AND Thomas Haden Church -- that movie is such overrated academy garbage) i got the 'Life Aquatic' screenplay a cpl days ago, but i don't want to read it before i see the movie although i am tempted by it everyday sitting on my couch.

bandnames (person who made it up)

The Hardest Part (samantha)

Yes, People, I Do Believe in Satan (me)

Kill Everyone Because You Heard the Hidden Messages in Our Satanic Music (me) <--my favorite one so far

I Hate Anyone who Finds Anything I Say to be Offensive, You Fucking Worthless Faggots (me)

want to know something awesome?! i just got back from subway w/ trey. haha... i love subway

also, i went to the record exchange & bought this sweet fucking record by Yes (aka the shit) called "Drama." Underrated band, underrated album. i wish they'd had "Fragile" but we cant all be perfect record stores now can we? I need Safe As Milk back...

I have found myself to be the only person at my school that listens to Aphex Twin.

today i decided to form a band. a FUCKING BAND MAN!!!!!!   |  Me- Guitar  |  Aiden- Drums  |  Will- Vocals

thinking of bandnames, me & aiden came up w/ these:

Idiotic Musings of a Half Retarded Manchild

They

Cummy Moustache Sandwich Surprise

cat came up w/ these:

Your Mom

Southern California Fuckfest

 

Please comment on them...

today was the first day of school after winter break. i fucking hate school. haha
i am so awesome, the world needs to know, so i felt i should create this livejournal to vent my
awesomeness into. check back for more updates on my feelings and gay shit like that.